spek & Boonen

11Apr07

Not my own  creations but still great!

  • Tom Boonen’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Tom Boonen.
  • Some kids piss their name in the snow. Tom Boonen can piss his name into concrete.
  • Leading
    hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Tom Boonen
    can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*@% he wants.
  • Tom Boonen’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • Tom Boonen once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  • When Tom Boonen walks into a dark room, he turns the darkness off, not the lights on.
  • Tom Boonen counted to infinity – twice.
  • Tom Boonen can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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